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Then, you come across the perfect profile. I pay my mortgage. I wear socks that match. I am a rocket scientist. And after mastering Italian, I became an international super spy. Married with a baby on the way.
Single consultant who loves surfing. Your turn…Do you prefer swimming, dancing, or a hour Netflix marathon? Message, and know someone I liked is into me too. Skilled in bone cleaning, whispering while in the dark, and proficient in Microsoft office. My brother once put me through a Christmas tree wrapping machine then my parents put me in the boot for the ride home. Long story short, my nipple may or may not have been pierced.
I hate drinking tea and doing craft. I hate bicycles, the beach, sunshine, and parks. And Cider, I hate Cider. Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone, ever, for any reason.
Beyond that, mostly digging. You can usually find me managing my investments, hitting the gym, or catching up with a friend over cocktails and tapas.
Remote locations like Santiago or Zanzibar have always spoken to me. Ladies, your time has come. Better than gym selfies.
Better than 14 Facebook likes. And even better than kitten GIFs. Okay, okay, maybe not better than those. Because what can top that? I have falws too. I sometimes wash my lights with my darks. And I never ask for directions — ever. As for my career… Well, I got my first taste of what it means to be an entrepreneur when I was a kid, selling 25 cent cups of lemonade and giving away free extra-salty potato chips. Physical fitness is important to you, as it is to me. Cute enough to take your breath away, smart enough to bring it back. The Truth.
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